About Me
- Matt Lampella
- I am the greatest and most talented human being alive. I look both ways before crossing the street. One time, I totally saw Elvis Costello in a men's room at this Wendy's outside of Baltimore. He didn't wash his hands, but he looked into my eyes and told me not to worry, since he wasn't an employee. In my spare time, I enjoy gangbangin' and reading The Economist.